I, lately, have had an issue with someone trying to rub my belly every single time I see her. The other day she actually kissed it. I was in so much shock I didn't know what to do. So yesterday when I saw her and she went in for the stomach rub I wrapped my arms around my stomach and bent over into the fetal position and started yelling "no, no, no!" Apparently she got this hint! She asked me if it bugged me and I promptly ignored her. I'm good at ignoring issues. She tried about three more times in the ten minutes I was near her to rub my belly. Each time, I got into my position and started yelling.
I will definitely be purchasing the "Ever been slapped by a pregnant lady? Touch my belly and you will."
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