I thought I knew a lot. Being around kids for a great majority of my life and all. Having my own baby was going to be a piece of cake.
I have learned the following:
1. Our daughter burps and farts like a middle aged man.
2. It takes approximately 5 diapers for her to complete a good poop.
3. We have gone through about 90,000 diapers due to above number 2. (Ha, no pun intended.)
4. A human can feel close to a cow and have doubts about drinking milk.
5. Daily tasks, such as using the restroom, are impossible.
6. Sleep...wait, what is sleep again?
7. You can love something more than you ever thought possible, the very second you meet her.
There are some more, I'm sure, but she's stirring and that marks the end of "me" time.
8. There is no "me" time.
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